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Vagabond behavior deeply frowned upon during early hours.
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Anyone paid a stipend for public performances please kindly leave your ego outside the establishment.
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Don’t dicker with your beverage chit unless you wish to incur the wrath of your barman and seek accommodation on the crown.
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Floozy’s and insignificant others are your responsibility and on your name and honour must act in accordance with reasonable social etiquette.
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This establishment is a celebration of the mighty tipple, any requests for Jagerbombs or such lark will be met with disdain and possible requests for immediate departure.
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Our music is prepared for your oratory pleasure, if it is failing in that regard, please inform the management who will pretend to care.
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Rakish behavior with other persons consorts must take place in dark corners. We accept no responsibility for their actions or subsequent offspring.
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Our glass is always half full, if you feel otherwise please order another libation.
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We abhor fireworks particularly when attached to fine sparkling grapes.